Today, though, I can’t take it and I give him a look that is supposed to shut him up, but which he interprets as an invitation to abuse me further. Rob, I’m doing this for your own good. That’s the worst sweater I’ve ever seen. I have never seen a sweater that badly worn by anybody I’m on speaking terms with. It’s a disgrace to the human race. David Coleman wouldn’t wear that on A Question of Sport. John Noakes would have had it arrested for fashion crimes. Val San Francisco 49ers Dilly Dilly St Patrick’s Day Shirt would take one look at that. I hurl Johnny out onto the pavement, slam the door shut, race across the shop floor, pick Barry up by the lapels of his brown suede jacket, and tell him that if I have to listen to one more word of his useless, pathetic, meaningless babble again in my entire life I will kill him.
San Francisco 49ers Dilly Dilly St Patrick’s Day Shirt, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Tank top
When I let him go I’m shaking with anger. Dick comes out from the San Francisco 49ers Dilly Dilly St Patrick’s Day Shirt and hops up and do. What are you, some kind of fucking idiot? Barry asks me. If this jacket’s torn, pal, you’re gonna pay big. That’s what he says, pay big. Jesus. And then he stomps out of the shop. I go and sit down on the stepladder in the stockroom, and Dick hovers in the doorway. Are you all right? Yeah. I’m sorry. I take the easy way out. Look, Dick, I haven’t got a lovely woman at home. She’s gone. And if we ever see Barry again, perhaps you could tell him that. Of course, I will, Rob. No problem. No problem at all