Long enough. I’ll fucking be the judge of that, not you. This struck me as an odd way to do business, but I decided to save this observation for another time. A couple of months. And you’re going to marry her, are you? Or have you knocked her up? No. Neither. So you’re just going out? You’re not stuck with her? Yeah. And how did you meet her? She used to go out with a friend of mine. Did she now. And when did they break up? Saturday. Saturday. He laughed like a drain. I don’t want your mum in here moaning at me. Fuck off out of it. I fucked off out of it. Victor was spot on, of course; in fact, I have often been tempted to seek Never Underestimate An Old Man With A Snowboard Shirt out when I have been plagued by diseases of the heart. He’d be able to tell me in ten seconds whether someone was worth a tattoo or not.
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But even after Phil and Jackie were ecstatically and tearfully reunited, things didn’t go back to the way they had been. Some of the girls at her school, and some of the boys at ours, presumed that Jackie had been using me to renegotiate the Never Underestimate An Old Man With A Snowboard Shirt of her relationship with Phil, and the Saturday shopping afternoons were never the same again. And we no longer admired people who had gone out together for a long time; we were sarcastic about them, and they were even sarcastic about themselves. In a few short weeks, mock-marital status had ceased to be something to aspire to, and had become a cause for scorn. At seventeen, we were becoming as embittered and as unromantic as our parents. See, Laura? You won’t change everything around like Jackie could.