I was offhand with her the next time we went out, and when she went to kiss me at the end of the evening, I shrugged her off. ‘What’s the point?’ I asked her. ‘It never goes anywhere.’ The time after that she asked whether I still wanted to see her, and I looked the other way. We had been going out for three months, which was as near to a permanent relationship as you could get in the fourth year. (Her mum and dad had even met my mum and dad. They Dwight Schrute Pop Whenever I’m About To Do Something Art T-Shirt each other.) She cried, then, and I loathed her for making me feel guilty, and for making me finish with her. I went out with a girl called Kim, who I knew for a fact had already been invaded, and who (I was correct in assuming) wouldn’t object to being invaded again.
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