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The bitch has fucked off and left me. Nope. Can’t do it. This does not seem to be the right time for the bad news. ‘Heaven knows she’s got enough on her plate without having to worry about a shop full of bloomin’ old pop records. How can one describe the way people born before 1940 say the word ‘pop’? I have been listening to my parents’ sneering one-syllable explosion heads forward, idiotic look on their faces (because pop fans are idiots) for the time it takes them to spit the 10 Years Of The Walking Dead 10 Seasons 139 Episodes Signatures Shirt out — for well over two decades. ‘ .. I’m surprised she doesn’t make you sell up and get a proper job. It’s a wonder she’s hung on as long as she has. I would have left you to get on with it years ago.’ Hold on, Rob.